10. When you are asked to decorate for a baby shower you misinterpret it to mean "Decorate for the Queen of England's baby shower" and your brain begins churning out waaaayyyy too many ideas.
9. You can think of more things to do in a five minute span than most superheroes could do in one lifetime.
8. You keep stopping and saying "Now, where was I?"
7. Going to Hobby Lobby makes you feel unsettled because you realize in horror that you need at least three more houses in order to make all the styles you like work together...
6. Your child's bedroom is still not decorated, nearly eight years later, because you keep changing your mind about how you want to do it.
5. You keep stopping and saying "Now, where was I?"
4. You have ever had two phones to your ear at the same time, trying to talk to two people. ( Don't ask!)
3. You wake up all chipper and make a nice large to-do list for the day, then decide to go out for the day and do none of it.
2. You can't turn your brain to the "off" position, so you can fall asleep.
1. You quit in the middle of cleaning the kitchen to write this post.
Virginia
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